From Min and Binky and others...

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

No holds barred. O-fic or any fandom you know I write in. Knock yourselves out.

ETA:

A Tolkien Mary Sue/Self-insert for Tehta
Haldir in Alqualonde, with a glass of wine and an amused partner for Min
Thranduil considers Thorin Oakenshield for Spiced Wine