ROTFL! This is absolutely brilliant! I love it, from Aziraphale's tartan trousers, to the Jedi angel trick, to the scholarly annotation and Apocalypse Now and Then: A Feminist Guide to the End of the World. It's perfect! And now I must go and read Fanny Hill, on the principle that writing 18th Century smut ought to be done authentically if possible :) A wonderful story, thank you!