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The Principia Tescordia, Parts I & II
Jan. 11th, 2009 11:28 amTitle: The Principia Tescordia
Fandom: Torchwood
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kenazfiction (kenazfiction@gmail.com)
Beta:caladria
Pairing: Teamfic, plus Jack/Gwen/Gladys (unrequited! Woe!)
Rating: R for dodgy language and questionable comedy
Disclaimer: I am not, nor have I ever been, The BBC.
Summary: The Christmas crackers are possessed, Santas are on a rampage in Roath, Jack and Gwen are smitten (and not with each other!), and Owen’s feeling festive in his Christmas jumper. Did we mention that the Goddess of Chaos is in town? Really, it’s just another day in May for Torchwood.
Warning: Really awful humor alert.
Author's Notes: Originally written forkate24534 for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
thestopwatch's 2008 Holiday!Bang. Slightly modified from the original, because I don't know when to leave well enough alone. ;)
( Part I. Do They Know It's Christmas? )
Fandom: Torchwood
Author:
kenazfiction (kenazfiction@gmail.com)Beta:
caladriaPairing: Teamfic, plus Jack/Gwen/Gladys (unrequited! Woe!)
Rating: R for dodgy language and questionable comedy
Disclaimer: I am not, nor have I ever been, The BBC.
Summary: The Christmas crackers are possessed, Santas are on a rampage in Roath, Jack and Gwen are smitten (and not with each other!), and Owen’s feeling festive in his Christmas jumper. Did we mention that the Goddess of Chaos is in town? Really, it’s just another day in May for Torchwood.
Warning: Really awful humor alert.
Author's Notes: Originally written for
kate24534 for thestopwatch's 2008 Holiday!Bang. Slightly modified from the original, because I don't know when to leave well enough alone. ;) ( Part I. Do They Know It's Christmas? )
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