Kenaz Fiction

... And now for something *completely* different...

Some background:
It all began when someone posted a link to a Hephaistion/Chewbacca story in the ithurtsmybrain community. Yes, you did read that correctly. Hephaistion, lover of Alexander, and Chewbacca, interstellar Wookie. I was so impressed that I decided to take up the gauntlet and write pick a pairing from their enormous (and horrifying) list.

For all you Terry Pratchett fans out there, I picked this pairing: Grievous Bodily Harm (from Good Omens)... and Boromir.

Please don't pelt me with heavy objects.


Fic: The Black Riders [Boromir (LOTR)/ GBH (Good Omens)]
Title: The Black Riders
Author: _kenaz_
Word Count: 2,095
Pairing #200 GBH (Good Omens)/Boromir (Lord of the Rings)
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I’m just abusing them.
(un-beta'd... all mistakes are mine alone)

“Run!” Boromir commanded, the terrified screams of the Halflings battering his ears.