Officially x-posting from DW

[kenaz]

Off crutches as of yesterday, but foot has blown up like a little ham. Boo.
Work is killing me.
I'm in despair with the political climate here.
I'm not sure what to do re: the LJ TOS thing... I don't post much anymore, despite my best intentions. When I have fic, it's posted to AO3 and Faerie and linked here, so I will probably continue on in that vein. I don't intend to leave LJ unless there is some sort of significant crackdown. I'll crosspost from DW, but that might be as much effort as I'm prepared to take at this point-- I can barely stay abreast of one F-list; I know I can't stay on top of two.

I'm going to go buy some arch supports and count that as my adventure for today. Since I'll be laying around with my foot up for the duration, how about a meme?


Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

Comments

[blackbird_song]

Welcome to Dreamwidth! I sympathize completely with your plights.

So that story you haven't written: Haldir is awakened by a nuzzle. At first he thinks it's Legolas, but then he realizes it's a ferret. And she has kits. And how did they get so far up into that tree?

[kenaz]

Oh lordy! Ok... I'mma need to ruminate on this one for a few! :D

[scarlet10]

I added you :-)
LoL @ Haldir & ferret.....
Can't wait for the sequel ;-)

[lenine2.livejournal.com]

My favorite story of yours is the steamy passionate het fic, "Taurbadil". The climax, when Goldberry finds them skinny-dipping in the Withywindle and decides to join them, is HOTTT! It revived my marriage.

I hope things get better for all of us.

[kenazfiction.livejournal.com]

OMG you're killing me! Ok... I need to think about this one first. Gonna go get caught up your journal!

[kenazfiction.livejournal.com]

Tauriel's head listed from side to side as she moaned, her breasts rising and falling with the eddying currents. Goldberry wondered what made the forest maid moan so, but then Tom's head breached the surface. Oh, she knew how long the old man could hold his breath! There was a reason she had so readily accepted his offer of marriage, and it wasn't for his poetry!

"Tom!" she exclaimed.

"Ho!" Tom sputtered.

"Well... this is... awkward." Tauriel, suddenly demure, covered her bosom with her arm.

Tom smiled sheepishly. "Hey dol?" he offered hopefully. "Merry dol? Ring a dong dillo?"

Goldberry sighed. It was pointless to be annoyed at Tom, and Tauriel did have an exceptionally nice bosom. She let her flag-lilly belt and fall to the ground with a clatter and stripped off her reed-green robe.

"Heyyyyyyyy," Tom nodded encouragingly. "Come merry dol! Derry dol! My darling!"

"Shut it." Goldsberry grasped him by the beard and pulled his head under the water. Oh yes, his mouth was far better when he wasn't using it for his silly dol-derry-do-ing. She leaned forward and pulled Tauriel in for a kiss.

[lenine2.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! Especially Tom's seductive come-hither speech.

[kenazfiction.livejournal.com]

That may be the most disturbing thing I've ever written! :D

[jaiden-s.livejournal.com]

I'm not leaving LJ. I'm too lazy to do anything with DW. Here I'll stay.

Story you haven't written? STUCKY. Get on it, woman.